Somebody get the christening fluid.

I’m horrendous at naming things. Truly terrible – back in highschool, when I was known as a creative sort, I could only shrug when asked to come up with group names. I have never given anybody a really great nickname, while my brother off-handedly decided the fate of William Longano’s name for years to come. My suggestions for the names of our two dogs were flat-awful.

So you can imagine my difficulty in naming this thing, though I suspect Bailin will approve. But, decisions must be made, and this is what I’ve got.

The reason for this blog’s existence is the same as every iteration of my website – a place to put writing and shit. Nothing too tricky, which is why I always slipped when maintaining my own site – it’s a real pain in the ass to make HTML pages every time you want to upload a story that will embarrass you within a month. Which makes this wordpress business appealing… hopefully I’ll do better here.

The content to follow will be related to these topics: basketball, writing, books, and scathing indictments of the hollywood elite. I’m really going to take those Scientologists to task!

Anyway… introductions are boring. Content forthcoming.